Guess dog can be girl’s best friend, too…

March 20th, 2009 No comments

So she’s drunk and gets arrested, and while (still drunk) in jail, 24-year-old Michelle Owen decides to get her ex-boyfriend locked up as well. For what? Using her computer to look at child porn. Problem is, when the police investigate her claim, they find video evidence of her having, let’s say, a rendezvous with her beagle. See the full story at The Smoking Gun.

Apparently it was “just something she did when she was drunk and barely remembers it.” So, no big deal then, huh? Other than that pesky bestiality charge and internet infamy.

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Cramer got SCHOOLED!

March 13th, 2009 1 comment

Did you see it? OMG! Jim Cramer on The Daily Show was a whiny little, well, my god. Jon Stewart is a master. I can’t believe how Cramer cowered before him. You kind of realized how small the guy is. He talks a big game on his show, but he came off as insecure, defensive, and untrustworthy. I almost felt sorry for him. He apologized several times, but continually cast the blame on others. Can’t imagine he’ll keep his show much longer, and I think he knows it. We all remember what Jon did to CrossFire.

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Daily Show vs. Cramer/CNBC

March 12th, 2009 No comments

Just a link, but this is too good to pass up: Jon Stewart Continues His Smackdown on Market-Worshipping Jim Cramer and CNBC (from AlterNet.org), and (quoted in full in the AlterNet article), And a Comic Shall Lead Them (from James Moore at The Huffington Post).

I’ll be watching tonight. This post gets a jackass tag (Cramer being the jackass) and a kickass tag (Stewart, of course)…

Please excuse the lapse…

March 12th, 2009 No comments

I’m starting to realize a few things:

  1. I have no traffic.
  2. I have little time.
  3. I’m not that witty (nor even all that bright).
  4. People would probably rather just see pictures of butts.

Therefore, I’m reevaluating this site. Really, I just want to sell the domain and have some fun in the meantime, but my current employer probably wouldn’t be to happy to find me blogging on their time.

More to come…

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So, Rush is the head of the GOP then?

March 3rd, 2009 No comments

On Saturday night’s D.L. Hughley Breaks the News on CNN, Chairman of the GOP Michael Steel responds to Hughley’s statement that Rush Limbaugh is the defacto head of the Republican party: “No he’s not. I’m the defacto head of the Republican party.”

Then, Monday morning, Rush responds, asking Michael Steele why he’s bothering to run the party at all if he’s “obsessed with seeing to it that President Obama succeeds” (fuller transcript from The Plumb Line here). Rush goes on to say “I’m not in charge of the Republican Party, and I don’t want to be.”

Then Michael Steele apologizes, telling Politico, “There was no attempt on my part to diminish his voice or his leadership”. And then today, the old new-voice-of-the-Republican-party Bobby Jindal on Larry King says, “Rush is a leader for many conservatives.”

So is he the defacto head of the GOP or not? Clearly they’ve got a leadership crisis. I can find this amusing, but it does remind me of the Democrats in 1994 when they lost the Congress, then again in 2002 when they lost the Senate and everything went red. There was a lot of “death of Democratic party” talk then, but that pendulum has swung, and will swing again. The only thing I can really hope for is that Rush does take control and continues to push the GOP to the rabid right. It really hurts their party to have the Chairman and they guy who spoke for them after Obama’s quasi-State-of-the-Union speech falling over themselves to apologize to this giant jackass Rush Limbaugh.

Meanwhile, centrist Republicans like Olympia Snowe are talking, saying things like, “Now that we’re [Republicans] in the minority, there are less of us [moderate Republicans].” She adds, “If that’s what they want to be, well that’s their choice.” Note the use of the word “they.” Like she’s no longer one of them.

My guess is that it’s going to take some time for the Republicans to rebuild themselves on the basis of their platform. They’re not saying things the people want to hear. That part is pretty obvious. But don’t expect them to just lay back. The fire in their party is at the fringes with the Rushes and the Coulters. And I fully expect them to try to take back control the only way they really can: by mouthing off louder than any one else and making wreckless and baseless accusations. They’ll do their best to “save” the country by burning it to the ground.

It’s terrifying to see a major U.S. political party in the hands of madmen.

Late update

Granted, his remarks came first, but it looks like Tim Kaine agrees with me

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How did I miss this? Cheney irked. Ha!

March 2nd, 2009 No comments

I know this is old news at this point (like two weeks old, asleep at the wheel), but I’ve got to mention it on the site. One of the few things that impressed me about Bush (the very few things, I might add) is that he didn’t grant Scooter Libby a pardon. Looks like Dick wasn’t so pleased. From the NYT: Aides Say No Pardon for Libby Irked Cheney

Sorry, Dick. Scooter doesn’t deserve it. BTW – is judgement day approaching for you?

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Updates coming soon

March 2nd, 2009 No comments

Been on kind of a mental leave of absence. And I’ve missed so many good asses recently. Chris Brown? Rick Santelli? CPAC? My god the things I’ve missed.

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Motor-sickle ridin’ redneck, get out of my head!

February 17th, 2009 No comments

I take the casual carpool into work every day (casual carpool is kick-ass, btw), and this morning, the driver said she just couldn’t take another minute of the doom-and-gloom of NPR on the economy, so she switched to a country western station.

I’m a redneck

motor-sickle ridin’

I’m a redneck

motor-sickle ridin’

I’m a redneck

motor-sickle ridin’

I’m a motor-sickle ridin’ redneck

Brilliiantly insigtful lyrics. Ya. I know how to spell “motorcycle,” but that’s pretty clearly not what he’s saying. Now I can’t get that song out of my head. Maybe I should follow some of the advice on earworms from the good people at RadioLab. Who is that who sings that song anyway? Google isn’t helping me figure it out.

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Where have all the shoppers gone?

February 15th, 2009 No comments

At a mall in the heat of a Presidents’ Day weekend sale. It’s raining, which, I would imagine means a good mall walking day. There’s no one here. I dunno. Maybe they’re skiing…

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I’m the ass today…

February 14th, 2009 No comments

For not having a Valentine’s Day gift for my wife first thing in the am. Not sure what kind of ass that makes me. Jackass? Sorryass? Let’s go with dumbass…

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